Things overheard at various schools this week
Wednesday, October 21, 2009 at 10:57AM Scene: in the elevator
Student 1: You know what's weird?
{everyone looks at student}
Student 1: The first person to get on the elevator is always the last person to get off. Weird, right?
{everyone looks at student}
Student 2: You know what's weird? People who talk in elevators.
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Scene: school hallway
Student 1: I'm so glad I feel better, but I still can't breathe that, you know, way.
Student 2: What way?
Student 1: You know, the way you breathe.
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Scene: quiz
Question: What is inferential reading comprehension?
Student Answer: When you start to put facts and ideas together to make your own conclusions and generations.
(It's just a typo on the student's part, but it's amusing none-the-less.)
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Today I am at work for 11 hours for some test proctoring. I wonder if I'll be around for anymore gems like these.
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LOVE this!